the photo on the nightstand

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 25-Mar-2008 11:46:35

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's night stand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

She whispers in his ear "That's me before the surgery."

Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2008 3:41:22

Oh, dear god ...

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2008 6:58:23

oh, my god!. hahahaha!

Post 4 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2008 12:47:07

as i would also sum it up, o god. lol

Post 5 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 27-Mar-2008 8:17:14

Um yeah, agreed. lmfao! Not sure whether to throw up or laugh. So I'll do both, grin